April 2013
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February 2013
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Rant Post Too Long TO BE TWEETed
So I finally met the owner of the other chow dog in the neighborhood and as it turns out it’s the maid and driver that take care of him. (SHOCKER!) She voices her concern about the size of my dog. “Isn’t he too small for his age?” “He’s perfectly healthy.” “Why is his tail so long? Are you sure he’s a full-bred chow?” “I...
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 2nd
January 2013
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Anonymous asked: what kind of puppy is yours?
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October 2012
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September 2012
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Sep 23rd
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“Because of human error propagated by a virulent ideology skillfully camouflaged...”
– Edward Fullbrook
Sep 14th
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August 2012
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Aug 30th
My Terrible Experience with a Fortune Teller
Once upon a month ago, an Indian guru/psychic stopped me in the middle of boring Geneva to tell me my fortune. It began with telling me that certain obvious birth marks are a sign of good luck; how I will live a long life and do great things. Naturally, I wanted to go along with it since I’ve never been to a fortune teller and so I was intrigued. To my disappointment however, he...
Aug 30th
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July 2012
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Excerpts from Batman's Failed Poetry Blog →
thetangential: Cowl It may look like rubber to you Like pointy little bat ears Like it’s hard to turn my neck. To me it’s more than a mask It’s a security blanket Filled with tears because MY PARENTS ARE DEAD. And blood, but not my blood. Joker’s blood From that time I punched him in…
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June 2012
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May 2012
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Mind the Gap
LOL! shitmystudentswrite: Without writing, we would all hopelessly crumple to the bottom of subway station tracks as we collectively failed to ‘Mind the Gap.’
May 23rd
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